Sunday, October 12, 2008

People who walk slowly in from of me

Just like these people, I really can't stand it when people walk slowly in front of me.
Why do so many people walk like they aren't going anywhere? do they leave 3 hours before they go anywhere just so they can mosey on down the sidewalk.

when walking in a crowd, I often have fantasies where i'm in a jungle with a machete, chopping vines and branches out of my way. Only the vines are people and the machete is real. A friend of mine just imagines herself punching people in the back of the head. I wholeheartedly approve

Unless you are old or a child or on crutches, please, get a move on.

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